As Jane Austen Action Figure get some ACTION from the Edward Trio Action Figures, lonely Twilight Edward watches on in full emo-mode.
"Everybody's mouth is busy, but mine," he whimpers.
"My, my, Eclipse Edward... is that junk in your package," whispers Action Jane Austen, wagging her brows at him.
"Honest, Twilight Edward Action Figure, that other Edward means nothing to me," Action Jane Austen says in a sultry voice. "I've wanted you from the moment they pulled you from the plastic wrapper and put you on that shelf with me."
"I don't know if I believe you, Action Jane Austen," Twilight Edward Action Figure confesses. "Your face... you're just so... expressionless. I don't know how to read you." His eyes lower to her enticing bodice.
Action Jane Austen notices and leans closer. "You know... Nurse Kimpy keeps us on the bedside table together all day... all...." she raises her tiny black eyes to his, and pouts her lips as she adds softly, "...night."
Mouse, you are amazing, and I love you. You have done my action figures proud. Since you took those lascivious photos, Jane has been an outright hussy, ngl. Twilight Edward is still looking on from afar. Poor bastard.
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