My dearest Kimpy,
I cannot express how happy I am to call you a friend. It was so wonderful to meet in person in January; I so hope we can do it again.
You have taught me so much, not the least of which is how good parkas look in scrubs. ;) I am honored to have you in my life. I wish you all the best for this year and all those to come.
In honor of your birthday, I've put together a few things for you. As you know, I can't write anything without a committee and Papal approval, so I threw together a few other things for you.
First, some word pr0n (in no particular order):
disingenuous juxtaposition incongruous
gravitas insidious kerfuffle
persnickety serendipity mellifluous
discombobulated inclement mercurial
And, some visual pr0n. (I would include a picture of my bewbs, but you've already seen those.) Knowing your love of the parka, I did a little image searching today (and I'm SCARRED, I tell you, SCARRED!!!), to find some pretty pics for you. They may be pics you've already seen, but ignore that, since I'm the one giving them to you. :)
And last, but not least a little docking for your slashy pleasure:
Have a wonderful birthday, sweetie. I love you and I miss you and I wish I could carry you around in my cleavage for realz.
TM
