Happy Birthday from ememmyem

Dearest Kimpy,

May you have the most fabbio of birthdays!
With lots of love, laughs and porn!

Some pics and stuff I thought you would like

Enjoy sweetie.
Much love Emmmmmers. <3
xx x

Happy birthday from mycrookedsmile

Happy Birthday to the Queen of the Parka Peen. Love you so much, my Kimpeleh.

xoxo

Jen mycrookedsmile

Happy birthday from Britt

Kimpy, I tried to get this guy to wish you happy birthday. Unfortunately, he's a bit indisposed, so you'll have to settle for birthday wishes from me instead, and a date at the Whinery.

Happy birthday to the other half of kimpysmog... <3 - b

Happy Birthday from Gkkstitch

As Jane Austen Action Figure get some ACTION from the Edward Trio Action Figures, lonely Twilight Edward watches on in full emo-mode.

"Everybody's mouth is busy, but mine," he whimpers.

"My, my, Eclipse Edward... is that junk in your package," whispers Action Jane Austen, wagging her brows at him.

"Honest, Twilight Edward Action Figure, that other Edward means nothing to me," Action Jane Austen says in a sultry voice. "I've wanted you from the moment they pulled you from the plastic wrapper and put you on that shelf with me."

"I don't know if I believe you, Action Jane Austen," Twilight Edward Action Figure confesses. "Your face... you're just so... expressionless. I don't know how to read you." His eyes lower to her enticing bodice.

Action Jane Austen notices and leans closer. "You know... Nurse Kimpy keeps us on the bedside table together all day... all...." she raises her tiny black eyes to his, and pouts her lips as she adds softly, "...night."

Happy Birthday from Ninapolitan

There once was a girl called Kimpy,
Truth was she was sort of shrimpy.
But because of her short height,
She had the perfect sight,
To take nice bite of Rob's wimpy.

I should blame this "poem" on the wine filled lunch and 2 hours of sleep but really, it's just me. All my <3 and squishes Kimpy. Happy Birthday! Xoxoxoxo Neens ;)